The Master Cleanse Chronicles
Soooo, it’s 2011, and I’m sure ALL of you have heard about it: The Master Cleanse, the Lemonade Diet, whatever name you know it by, I tried it in 2008. Oh, and just as a disclaimer I AM NOT A DOCTOR, FOLLOW THIS CLEANSE AT YOUR OWN RISK. I’m just here to tell the tale…LOL. Now, you want to know what happend? The Good, The Bad, and the REALLY BAD? LOL. Read on friends…..read on…..
Master Cleanse…..Round 1……FIGHT!!!!!!
The lemonade, however, wasn’t half bad. It was a little spicier than I thought it would be, but it does curb my appetite. I haven’t really felt hungry at all today. The only issue I have that is the lemonade is taking FOREVER to finish. Every time I think I’m almost done, I look back and my container is still half-full! Aaaaaand I have to pee every 10 minutes.
On the food front, the smell of it doesn’t really bother me. My husband cooked some chicken breasts and it didn’t bother me one bit. The hard part is watching tv…food LOOKS really good. I just don’t want to eat any. Not hungry, but it’s hard to watch pizzas go by on TV…LOL. I don’t feel weak or dizzy, though, so I guess that’s a plus. I really think the tough part is going to be the saline wash; aka “the devil’s elixir”………
As of 10pm, I’m STILL drinking that doggone lemonade…at least I’m almost done…I think…..